At the moment we have no idea where we're going - the maid and the chauffeur are checking weather forecasts, so it could be that we try and follow the sun and duck the showers, as per their usual 'lastminute.com' ideals.
Ted would like to return to Nairn, in Morayshire, and looking at the pictures he's found on the maid's laptop it's easy to see why. The Club Site at Nairn is delightful, he says, with pitches set in woodland glades.
A wander through the woodland takes you into the town where there is a beautiful beach which is so vast, it's breathtaking. Time seems to stand still, he tells me, as you gaze from the promenade across the sandy expanses and wonder at the wide open Scottish skies. He was only a little chap when the three of them headed north, and it was about this time of year.
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Travelling terrier Ted, together with his maid and chauffeur, visit campsites around the UK with Milly the caravan in tow. Ted offers tips for places to stay and shares some of his holiday capers.